- seven wonders of the world
- seven wonders of the church
- seven wonders of the universe
- seven wonders of ya mind
i call them: IIIBUCHIEST SEVEN WONDERS
NO.1 MONEY/CHEDDAS/CASH/MULLAH
money makes the world go round,
God made man, man made money
and money made man go mad.
T rue be that, y else would we be toilin day and night
lookin for that xtra shilling?
mmm?
We spoil our health lookin for money and we end up spendin all that cash we had
tryna restore the health we spoilt while lookin for it!
If that ain't plain madness,
then i know what else is.
NO.2 WOMEN
THINK of Job having to wait for 14 mathaphakin years to marry Rcheal?- that's women in action.
think of Mother Teressa and how she changed the lives of many?--- women in action.
think of Shaggy singing the strength of a woman?-- that's women in action.
ever thought of this?
yap, y did God create eve after creating adam?
several theories exist.
theory one: first of all man was lonely as he saw all creatures created were in pairs.
his his dick became unfriendly with the environment thus; i can vehemently pinpoint that adam was the first male to masturbate. God was not pleased with this act of self satisfaction thus eve was created.
u can imagine adam (akimada eve uvajo! damn!) with eve breakin her virginity!@#$%^&*(
theory number two? post it for all
NO.3 PUSSY
don`t get me wrong here,
no no, i aint tryna preach. just speaking tha truth while letting off my chest.
how many go nuts by the odour of fresh pussy?
its fragrance illuminating all ya adrenaline to abnormal level ready to take the bull by the horns?
which man will be left naked in an enclosed room with maryl monroe lapdancin on ya hornbill and yet remain a saint?
who has never watched porn to be sincere?
to part it short, no pussy in this world
then no man should be able to survive- that`s for sure.
got some evidence?
David of the Bible killing Uriah at the battle in order to put his dick into Bathsheba's pussy?---that's Pussy in action.
Joseph serving>10yrs in prison for nothing?-- Pussy in action.
Samson loosing his strength all cause he met Delilah?--- Pussy in action.
the death of our late prolific athelete and police constable Samuel Wanjiru?-- Pussy in action.
the list is endlessss/..............................................
NO. 4 MUSIC
music is the heartbeat that i feel in my soul,
i let it take control, so i let it into my soul,
nitang'aa kama nyotaaa nitang'aa, nitang'aa.............
everyone adores music as much as they do adore themselves.
they say music moves with u and talks to u
makes you feel a whole better brand new u
if u aint feelin this too, then u out of this world
NO.5 SHOWBIZ
one for the money, two for the show, three for the honeys and four let it go.
sth like that sounds like a nursery rhyme to the worldly p'ple of today--always at finger tips.
ever watched TROY- THE MOVIE by Brad Pit? then u get what am talkin about.
everyone wants to be remembered, i don know what psychologists call that
u know? tell me?
EM say brave hearts won many souls but cowards lived many lives
Ever watched 300SPARTANS the movie?- then u know what i mean
NO. 6 DNA(Drugs N Alcohol)
yaP, drop it like its hOT!3#$
EVER wondered how amazing u can be while under the influence of alcohol?
u find yaself doin things that come mornin, ya gon be asking yaself "what the fuck was i thinkin?"
if ya aint xperienced this, then drink yaself silly in a party and the next thing u know- all ya images and photos gon be all over the internet - facebook, blogs, emails and what have u.
dont get me wrong, but weed is not a drug. i prefer to call it the HOLY HERB.
take legalised drugs like asprin
but take a pound or two or three of weed and everyone gon be thinkin u dead!!!!!!!provin em wrong, you wake up after two hours of deep sleep and finish all foood in ya mamas kitchen.- now that's what i call a miracle.NO obnoxious side effects.
if you havent seen Katt William's performing pimp chronicles then u left out.
now ther's a chemical element in wee that is known as FUCKIN.
ya RIGHT. if u into viagra, enzoy, kukumanga and all the rest of that shit.....-warning
smooke some weed and your gal wont seek no further. she will be all over you like aphrodisiac or sth like that.
NO.7 INTERNET
there has never been a revolution the world has ever seen like the internet.
it took 50 years for the Tv to gather 50 million viewers but it took 1 and i mean one year for the internet to cover 50 million users. if that aint magic- then u been watchin too much Harry Porter movies
they say FACEBOOK is the next internet and i see no doubt.
come on, how many social networkin sites existed before facebook?
why did facebook become so much of what my space and twitter could never achievein an eternity?
BONUS WONDER
list em all for all to see
